Just kidding. But with amphibious abilities, the Yachtsman umm… concept… certainly floats our boat. Equipped with a snorkel, marine lights, and a very handy and well-thought-out tow hook, the MINI Yachtsman certainly looks the part.

The MINI Yachtsman proudly wears its MINI batch at the sharp end of the car/boat, reminding you of its funky, creative British craftsmanship.

We didn’t find a propeller, but then, maybe we just weren’t looking hard enough.

No word on production, but don’t hold your breath. What we can say is that this MINI yacht is truly Mini.

Check out the photo gallery below to indulge your aquatic MINI dreams.